hope is such a waste
Friday, 25 September 2009 // 18:20
I never thought we'd fall out of place
-Lady Gaga, Eh Eh (Nothing Else I Can Say)
if you're asking why I'm quoting from Lady Gaga, it's most probably because I've been brainwashed. kinda.
for one, Russell Brand aka the guy who hosted the MTV VMAs 2009 was a huge fan of her and did a "Lady Gaga is so awesome" speech during his opening.
then I watched a TV special of her on MTV. and I actually thought that it was decent.
so just blame MTV.
anyway, YongHui's post reminded me to post about chinese remedial?
apparently the only seat left in the back row, or actually, the only seat left at all was behind Justin, diagonally behind HawJia and Howe, and on the left of Darryl.
btw, Justin's back into the evil clique cos he's gaying too much with Darryl recently. and the only reason he was ever out was because he hated Darryl like crap earlier this year.
it didn't suck that much, I really would rather have spent my afternoon doing something else but still it wasn't that bad.
for the whole time Huang Lao Shi just gave us compo questions, get us to think of the theme, then write the ending paragraph. then she'd call some random people to say what they wrote.
she called me once to say what I wrote some random 看图作文's theme as "远亲不如近邻" cos it was just so obvious and then she dao-ed me for the rest of the 1.5hr. awesome.
and then Darryl's phone rang. but it was those short message tones so nobody heard except me, Howe, HawJia and of course he himself. then we started laughing at him and he was trying to look innocent.
and during the whole thing I had to keep borrowing Justin's dictionary. and then during lunch I had to borrow his tingxie list. gah, this happens way too often.
then for one of the compos, we had to write about our brother persisting on wanting a phone.
and Darryl wrote about stealing his friend's for his brother. and he got caught. and when he went back home we realized his parents already bought a phone for his brother.
hahahahaha that was the most retarded storyline I've ever heard.
then before we were dismissed, Howe kept hitting my table with Danyon's ball which was supposed to be with Darryl.
and I kept hitting it away from him. then after we were dismissed Justin took it since Howe was walking really slowly. then I attempted to steal it, and Justin said something really really sick.
I honestly can't remember anything else that happened within that useless 1.5hr.
You are strongly advised not to read the rest of this post.
Have you ever met people so obnoxious, that even correcting them in a nice way makes you seem like a total bitch to them?
Have you ever met people so obnoxious, that even though you have unlimited free SMSes, you still feel it's a complete waste to even bother to reply them?
Have you ever met people so obnoxious, that even being slightly related to them makes you doubt your own credibility?
If you haven't, good for you! You haven't wasted a big part of your life because it's already a sin that they're talking to you, and ignoring them doesn't work because they're just so damn obnoxious! Yay!
I don't know how or why, but this thought just randomly popped into my mind quite a few times recently.
I take all my life savings, which includes bursary money I got a few times before I got into GEP and CNY red packet money, and go all over Singapore looking for all the albums on my wishlist, and a 5th Generation iPod Nano, Black.
Along with the awesome-est pair of Converse I can find, a really nice hoodie and a pair of jeans that are actually loose, plain and not denim-coloured. Denim-coloured jeans are way too common.
I put all the albums and the iPod into the really nice black Bluetooth box I use to keep random stuff. And I print a really nice label using the computer with my name on it and stick it on the box, you know, in case my family forgets my name.
Then on a rainy day with a rain that heavy that lasts for days, but not so bad that you can't even see anything and it's difficult just to walk.
I'm wearing all the stuff mentioned above with my favourite OP shirt and I walk out of home, to where I don't know. Until I get so exhausted from walking so much and have lost all my sense of direction.
I look into the sky for the last time and crash onto the ground, dying either of exhaustion or of a fever. Yes, it is possible to die from the aforementioned reasons.
It would be a lot more awesome if I could just walk to the end of the world, into nothingness, but we all know that in this horrible world, it's impossible.
And for the first and last time in my life, I'm actually smiling.
I'd be sent to a hospital by a really kind passer-by, where they pronounce me dead. My parents would be so pissed off that because of me they have to go to some random hospital, and I don't get a funeral.
Hell, I don't want one at all.
Then they cremate me and dump me in the middle of nowhere because they don't want to waste any more money for anything else.
In everywhere you'll ever go
On every face you'll ever know
You'll feel when the wind blows
-The All-American Rejects, The Wind Blows